3 rad new posters for Breck Eisner’s The Crazies have just hit the wire

By Jake Dee

Posted 17 years ago

Last Updated on July 26, 2021

Of the entire spate of horror remakes set for a 2010 release, Breck Eisner’s THE CRAZIES is not only one I fail to find offensive, it also happens to look pretty damn proper. And just when I thought I couldn’t be further sold, a kickass trio of fresh posters has just sprang into the ether to prove me wrong yet again. Now I really wanna see this sucker!

Thanks to the good peeps at Apple, we’re now privy to 3 similarly themed one-sheets, where a respective character is brandishing a weapon of choice (a pitchfork, a revolver, a pipe wrench), looking grotesque and dehumanized. For my money, it’s the dude with the wrench above that makes me smile most. Dunno, might have to do with the name Horst. Just a thought.

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