Cool Videos: Your move, Norris. Van Damme’s zero gravity splits up the ante

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Last Updated on August 2, 2021

Even though GRAVITY fell short of winning Best Picture at the Oscars last night, Alfonso Cuaron’s film nabbed multiple technical awards and the trophy for directing. While I highly doubt there is a chance of a sequel, this video featuring Jean Claude Van Damme orbiting the Earth not only ups the ante on the Chuck Norris splits video.

While it is not really Van Damme but rather a CGI rendering, it certainly is as impressive as the Norris one. If this video does one thing, it makes me want THE EXPENDABLES 4 to be set in space. Like the trailer for MACHETE KILLS…IN SPACE, the prospect of Van Damme and the other action legends duking it out amongst the stars is just too good to pass up. Make this happen!

In the meantime, enjoy the video. Your move, Norris!

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