Porn industry manages to put out a Justice League movie before Hollywood

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A big-budget Justice League movie might be the better part of a decade away as DC figures out how to effectively combine all its disparate franchises, but the porn industry doesn’t feel like waiting that long, which is why JUSTICE LEAGUE: A HARDCORE PARODY exists. Is that really how you skirt copyright laws? Just put an X on every famous symbol and call it a parody?

There are a few pics from the set below, which are from Bleeding Cool which has a few less safe for work shots over at their site. If you think that Wonder Woman has an awful lot to handle as the only female, here’s a complete cast list which draws from all over the DC universe.

The cast [includes] Chanel Preston (Wonder Woman), Rocco Reed (Superman), Evan Stone (Batman), Scott Lyons (Robin), Barry Scott (Flash), Talin (Green Lantern), Bill Bailey (Aquaman). Additionally, the movie features: Aurora Snow (Cat Woman), Tom Byron (Lex Luthor), Jenna Presley (Lois Lane), Ron Jeremy (Penguin), Andy San Dimas (Mob Boss), Amber Rayne (Harley Quinn), Kristina Rose (Zatanna), and Tommy Gunn (the General).

Ron Jeremy as the Penguin? That’s going to be awesome and terrifying at the same time. Any ladies (or I guess guys) in here you’re excited about? I guess I’m not terribly up on my porn stars these days. 

Source: Bleeding Cool

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