I’m glad that the creators of the clone stamped horror series FINAL DESTINATION have a sense of humor about how ridiculous their franchise is. This is apparent with them calling the fifth film in the series 5NAL DESTINATION, which I can only presume is supposed to be pronounced FIVE-NAL DESTINATION?
Some will say that this is less ridiculous than 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS or back when TRON: LEGACY was called TR2N, but no, this is much, much more ridiculous. This news comes from Bloody Disgusting, and I cannot honestly believe this is going to make it to the final movie poster. Can you really imagine that being the actual title?
BD also learned what the opening disaster is going to be in this film, and I guess spoilers ahoy if you really care that much. If you’re really now turning away from this post because you don’t want to hear what happens in the first five minutes of 5NAL DESTINATION, shame on you.
A suspension bridge collapses.
Yep, that’s it. I guess there’s a way to make that look suitably epic, but it would be the lamest opening yet most likely. I presume someone foresees the disaster and prevents a group of good looking people from dying, and they spend the rest of the movie trying to die in freak gardening and bathing accidents and such? Why change a formula that’s well, not a good formula, but a formula nonetheless I suppose.
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