Princess of Mars teaser

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If you were hoping for a glimpse of Disney’s upcoming adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs’ famous sci-fi tale… then you’ve been rolled. However, if you wanted a look at Antonio Sabato Jr.’s rippling torso and Traci Lords in skimpy attire, then you just won the pink elephant.

Yep, the mockbuster-makers at The Asylum can’t wait until the legit big-budget epic is ready to hit screens — they’re already thrusting their chump-ready cheapie PRINCESS OF MARS before your anxious oculars.

The trailer for their latest thinly disguised but almost competent forgery can be found below. Enjoy!

Source: JoBlo

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