Trachtenberg on Dicks

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Bruce Willis sure seems to have some fine looking daughters. In the movies, anyway.

After Mary Elizabeth Winstead in LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD, sweet young Michelle Trachtenberg will pretend to carry his DNA in the currently filming buddy cop comedy A COUPLE OF DICKS.

Kevin Smith is directing the flick about pair of detectives (Willis and Tracy Morgan) who track down a stolen baseball card, rescue a Mexican beauty and contend with gangsters and laundered drug money.

Smith collaborator Jason Lee is also on board as Trachtenberg’s stepfather, which makes me realize that Lee is somehow now almost forty. Adam Brody and Seann William Scott are already on board.

The project was previously in development with Robin Williams and James Gandolfini as the cops. Which version would you rather see? I like this one:

Source: Variety

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