Choose your own Crank

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Days before the release of the undoubtedly deranged CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE, Lionsgate is giving you the opportunity to be Jason Statham. Sort of. Well, probably the closest you’ll ever get.

Over at the Youtube, they’ve launched a tie-in game called “Choose Your Own Crank” (not every day I get to write that phrase), allowing you the chance to “control” the decisions of durable hitman Chev Chelios while on his mission to find his own stolen heart. Check it below.

The flick arrives with all appropriate insanity on April 17th.

Kerrrrrank

Source: Lionsgate

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