Megan Fox’s empire

By Daniel Barna

Posted 17 years ago

We on this site, both writers and readers, have a hard time agreeing on things. Most of us loved THE DARK KNIGHT and you’d be hard pressed not to find a Robert Downey Jr. fan around these parts. Uwe Boll is generally reviled, and Johnny Depp is deified. But even these are not absolute truths–in fact few things in life are.

Perhaps the one thing that all fanboys, mothers, daughters, butchers, ex-presidents, math teachers and minotaurs can agree on is the fact that Megan Fox is the epitome of hotness, that we all want to bang her brains through the floor, and that no one else even comes close. If you don’t think so, Empire magazine sure does. Check out the tattooed goddess on the cover of Empire Magazine’s Hot Issue.

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Daniel Barna

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Favorite Movies: Seven, American Beauty, Breathless, Edward Scissorhands, La Doce Vita, Forrest Gump, read more Shawshank Redemption, Batman, Requiem For a Dream, Psycho, On The Waterfront, Jules et Jim, Little Children, A Clockwork Orange, The Dark Knight, Taxi Driver, Eyes Wide Shut, Minnie and Moskowitz, Five Easy Pieces, Ed Wood, The Truman Show, There`s Something About Mary, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, A Woman Under The Influence, Annie Hall, Chinatown, Unforgiven, Fargo, Saving Private Ryan, Dog Day Afternoon, Groundhog Day, Dumb and Dumber, T2, The Conversation, Bonnie and Clyde

Likes: Tankhouse Ale, breakfast sandwiches, The Wire, Roz, the boys, Jean Mance read more Park, net artists, NoLita, Nine Inch Nails, McNally Jackson, Gordon Ramsay, Sherlock Holmes, pulled pork, Noirs, high boots, hockey pools, walking, whole foods and Provigo, status updates, cilantro, Empire State Building, remixes, Blizzarts, staring, cozes, eccentrics, limes, pho soup, oceans, David Brent, white underwear, wings, The Plateau, Langstaff, scrabble, murder

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