Meet The Expendables 2 villain Jean Vilain (Van Damme) in new Tumblr account

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Last Updated on August 5, 2021

Ladies and gents, allow us to introduce you to Jean Vilain!

In the lead up to THE EXPENDABLES 2 blowing up on screens August 17th, a new Tumblr account for the film’s primary foe, Jean Vilain (Jean Claude Van Damme), has been created. Simply check out www.trackemfindemkillem.com, where you’ll find the bespectacled baddie speaking uncouth…dealing threats to Barney and the boys, offering grenade throwing tutorials, and other nefarious off the wall shite!

In the meantime, a direct quote from Mr. Vilain:

“The Old Ways are dying and Respect must be taught. The Tuition will be blood in the dirt. There is no direct translation of the word “Expendable” in the German language. The word that comes closest is “überflüssig”. It means Useless. And what do you do with something useless? You dispose of it. Kill First.”

Yup, dude’s off his rocker. No worries, I’m sure he has only 6 weeks or so left to live.

With Liam Hemsworth, Jason Statham, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Jet Li, Charisma Carpenter (below), Chuck Norris, Dolph Lundgren, Scott Adkins, Terry Crews, Randy Couture and Nikolette Noe – EX2 clocks in when:

Mr. Church reunites the Expendables for what should be an easy paycheck, but when one of their men is murdered on the job, their quest for revenge puts them deep in enemy territory and up against an unexpected threat.

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