Ron Jeremy & Linnea Quigley headline new horror comedy Girls Gone Dead

By Jake Dee

Posted 15 years ago

Last Updated on July 23, 2021

Ron Jeremy and Linnea Quigley? In the same film? Quality be damned, this sucker has to be seen!

And with that, I give you GIRLS GONE DEAD, a new horror comedy from directing team Michael Hoffman Jr. and Aaron T. Wells. As you can see by the muddled promo art to the right, “this wasn’t the wild party they imagined.” Never is, is it?!?

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Scripted by Hoffman Jr. and Meghan Jones, GIRLS GONE DEAD revolves around:

Rebecca, a beautiful young woman coming into her own, who has been raised in a sheltered religious environment by her overbearing mother. She realizes it’s her time to let loose and is set to spend her first Spring Break home from college with her old high school cheerleading friends. As luck would have it, the group of six sexy girls have been granted the usage of a rental property in the town of Manatee Creek. However, they are soon to find that their vacation may be anything but… Just thirty minutes down the road, in Daytona Beach; “Crazy Girls Unlimited” – a company famous for it’s drunken topless DVD releases – had been throwing a event for their latest video series. However, the shoot ended early when a killer, complete with a medieval war-hammer and battle axe, showed up to end the festivities. Unaware of what has transpired at the “Crazy Girls” party…

Aside from the two leads, peep this roster of who’s who. Jerry Lawler, Beetlejuice, Al Sapienza, Shawn C. Phillips, Ryan Keely (below), Krystyna Ahlers, Sal the Stockbroker, Julie Kendall and Caley Hayes all appear in the film.

Source: Archstone Distribution

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