Sexy Bloodsucka pics

By Jake Dee

Posted 17 years ago

Last Updated on July 26, 2021

Yup, you know you’re in the indulgent stage of slow news day doldrums when all you can muster is a picture of a bunch of hot chicks in the throes of a pillow fight.

And yes folks, I’ve reached that stage!

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So here we are, ogling at fresh still from the blaxploitation horror send-up BLOODSUCKA JONES (think BLACULA). Not sated? Then mosey on over the the Myspace page for the film.

In terms of plot, the movie looks like this:

David Lewis (changed from David King?) meets the girl of his dreams who turns out to be a vampire. When her brother and his gang of preppy douchebag vampires set out to kill him he enlists the help of Tony the worst vampire hunter ever. They team up to get in worse trouble than when they started and as all seams lost they are helped by Bloodsucka Jones the long forgotten 70’s comic book hero, vampire hunter and all around badass. Along with sexy sidekick Vanessa they train to became the mediocre heroes they were meant to be. Blood, babes, boobs, gore, chicks, vampires, severed heads, bad language, punching, kicking, biting, screaming, and gratuitous everything…..No it’s not Shakespeare it’s the best damn movie ever!

Maria Canapino, Preston Gant, Jessica Dercks, Matt Kelly, Travis Woods, Erin Holt, Justin Armao, William Cutting, Andy Cauble, Dhanie Pappas, Duncan Tran and Suanny Serpas comprise the cast.

No telling when BLOODSUCKA stakes theaters.

BLOODSUCKA JONES star Maria Canapino!

Source: Myspace

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