We got our hands on the final “clean” SORORITY ROW poster this morning, and holy hell am I impressed! It may be a knock off of late 90s slasher movies, but as a fan of those flicks, I can’t f*cking wait to check this slut out!
What I dig about the final poster is the terror and overall mean-spiritedness of what will ultimately be the demise of all these biotches. Very nice! You can tell none of these ho’s survive, and you know what… that’s just fine by me! It wouldn’t be a true slasher if all but one of them survived anyway.
Though I can’t say I’m sold on presence the tire iron (would have worked well without it), I’d say (overall) the poster rocks, and yeah… you can pretty much count my ass in theaters September 11, when SORORITY ROW is released nationwide.
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