Last Updated on July 26, 2021
Yesterday we told you there’d be a new NEW MOON trailer headed our way (scoop that shite HERE), and lookee here, we’re true to our word!
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Below you can check out the brand new ass-sucking teaser trailer (for TV, I presume) for NEW MOON, featuring Kristin Stewart, that one dude with his shirt off, and a pasty Robert Pattinson for a brief second or two. This here be 14 seconds of the lamest footage you’ll ever see… and all around the world, 14 year old girls everywhere just experienced their first orgasm.
I could go on and on, but I won’t. Watch that shit below. It speaks for itself. NEW MOON hits theaters everywhere this November.
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