Again, I’m just going to say this right out: I don’t give a shit what any naysayers think, I am definitely very into all I’ve seen about the sexy R-rated remake, SORORITY ROW. I really don’t see how or why anyone could complain with hot chicks and tons of gore. Hence, I’m pretty damn stoked to have just learned that the flick’s original release date of October 2nd has just been moved up to September 11th.
Now we don’t have to wait quite as long to catch mega-hotties Briana Evigan, Audrina Patridge, Caroline D’Amore, Julian Morris, Leah Pipes, Margo Harshman, Rumer Willis, and Jamie Chung fleeing in skimpy outfits from some crazed cloaked killer! Seriously, my friends, I really enjoyed checking out the trailer, which I’ve posted for you all again down below. It really seems like a lot of cheesy, gory, slasher fun. And, yes, it’s very cool that ROW is rated R. See, some folks (from other countries) don’t seem to get that regardless of any future DVD “unrated” versions, us genre fans still get way more bang for our buck with an R rating as opposed to a PG-13.
So, mark you calendars up a month early to September and get ready to pledge the Theta Pi house… of death!
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