Join NOES’s topless bash

JoBloJoBlo
Last Updated on July 26, 2021

Hurry, my friends! If you or anyone you know is female, hot, between the ages of 18 and 27, and look good topless… then Freddy wants you… for a “special extra” role in the upcoming A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET remake! I kid you not! An ad was just released on craigslist, making the unique request!

The scene is being shot in Chicago’s suburbs (not sure if you have to be from the area) and what a perfectly fun scene it is! We’re talking a “tasteful” pool party! I use the word tasteful because that is what the ad proclaims. I guess they’re trying to be real sensitive regarding the whole “topless” aspect. Whatever!

So we here at AITH figured that the least we could do would be to get the word out to all you future “horror movie topless babes”! Who knows? Perhaps this could be your ticket to topless fame?! And I’m not trying to be condescending here. There are a lot of ladies who’ve been plucked forth from obscurity after plucking off their tops: Shannon Elizabeth, Diora Baird, and Jordan Ladd (below), to name a few. So, click here for all the finer details. Good luck!

Source: Craigslist

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