With my job here at Arrow in the Head, I am called in to do
some fascinating work. Especially being as big a fan of movies as I am, there
are things I’ve had the opportunity to do that I’d never dreamt would be
possible… you know, like meeting some cool director or getting to hang out on
the set for a killer flick. But sometimes, I end up doing things that I
would’ve never thought plausible. One of them would have to be covering the
premiere of a movie that is not a porno, but features Ron Jeremy’s dick
killing people. This might make an interesting double feature with Killer
Condom… or better yet, Teeth.
You see, a few years ago, Adam Fields and his brothers,
Jordan and Scott, thought up the idea of Ron Jeremy’s penis detaching itself,
and causing mayhem. And they thought that it’d be a blast and a half. But the
thing is, I’m sure many of us have at one time thought of something bizarre like
that, usually while intoxicated. The difference is, the Fields Brothers decided
to actually make the movie. Can you imagine going up to Mr. Jeremy and pitching
him this idea? But they did, and he said yes. So they made
ONE EYED MONSTER (READ MY REVIEW HERE) about some kind of alien life form that inhabits Jeremy’s member.
And this is one fella who has not a moment to stop, so it detaches itself from
Ron and takes off in hopes of some bloody good times. And when I say bloody, I
actually mean it.
I had the honor of going to check out the films premier at
The Fine Arts Theatre in Los Angeles, with my cameraman Rusty. Usually, there
is a line of press waiting to cover a red carpet event, but not so much for
this. Sure there were a good sized group of photographers and a couple of video
cameras, but it was much easier for Rusty and I to grab the talent, thanks to
the good people helping out at the event, than we would at some other red carpet
events.
JOIN THE ONE EYED PARTY!
I don’t know what is going on, but once again we talk to
porn stars, which is becoming a trend in the JoBlo/Arrow in the Head universe as
of late. Don’t get me wrong, I really can’t complain. And we also spoke to the
great Charles Napier, and a handful of other actors from the film itself. And
yes, we chatted with the man himself, Ron Jeremy. Funny thing was, as he came
over to talk to us, I had a bad feeling that he wasn’t really interested in
whatever silly questions we had. But once the interview began, he warmed up
entirely to us. He spoke about the movie, about getting into porn if you don’t
have a giant schlong [he gave a couple of names on that subject], and of course,
his recent interest in horror.
It was wonderful to talk to all these nice folk. And I
have to say that the lovely Jenny Guy, who is one of Ron’s co-stars in the film,
was pretty damn terrific. And she has good taste in cowboy hats… at least ones
with Lynyrd Skynyrd written on them. Although, I will say that I was a bit
disappointed to not see the lovely Amber Benson (who played Tara on Buffy The
Vampire Slayer)at the premiere? I loved me some Willow and Tara back in the
day.
So if Ron’s killer pecker sounds like fun to you, you might
want to check out One-Eyed Monster, which is available now on DVD.
Let me know what you think. Send questions and/or comments
to JimmyO@JoBlo.com
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