From BLACK CHRISTMAS to GREMLINS, there’s just something extra special with horror set around the holidays. I know I’ve said this many a time before, but I just can’t help reiterating whenever I find a new flick that follows suit. Today, that flick is A CADAVER CHRISTMAS and damn, does it look f*cking great! I don’t believe it’s just a clever title. You really have to check this merry bastard out! The trailer is just hilarious and shot with a bit of vintage flare. Click right here for that. First get a load of the synopsis:
‘Twas the night before Christmas…
And somewhere a janitor mops the halls of a university…
A drunk sits at a lonely bar while his faithful bartender serves him mug after mug of pity beer…
A police officer makes an arrest…
A student security guard sits diligently at her desk…
And a science professor conducts a dangerous experiment with unimaginable consequences.
United by terrifying and bizarre circumstances, the janitor, the drunk, the bartender, the cop, his perp, and the student security guard must fight to undo the professor’s work. A dark force is at work in the cadaver lab this Christmas and this unconventional band of heroes are the only hope the world has against an army of living corpses that are quickly recruiting new members. The undead have been given the gift of life and it’s up to the janitor to take it back.
This one is definitely going on my movie wish list! How can you go wrong with that crazy cast of characters pictured up top? It’s from writer/director Joseph Zerull and stars Daniel Rairdin-Hale, Michael Kennedy, Hanlon Smith-Dorsey, Yosh Hayashi, Ben Hopkins, Andrew Harvey, and Jessica Denney. The only piece of coal for this article is that there is no set release date yet. Hopefully that will change soon.
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