Hot Sorority Row art!

JoBloJoBlo
Last Updated on July 26, 2021

WOW… hold on a sec… Wow, again. I just had to take a second look at the artwork up top for Summit Films’ SORORITY ROW. Please, take a moment to take it in a couple times for yourself… and wipe off your drool.

Finished? Okay. You can always go back to it after finishing this article. I’ve gotta say, if there was ever an ideal way to market this flick, what you see up top is it! How can you go wrong with a literal mountain of hotties piled on top of each other?! You just f*cking can’t! Remember those older horror flick posters, like for SCREAM and I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER, that featured facial shots of everyone in the cast on a black background? Well SORORITY ROW’s one-sheet seems to have taken the same concept and made it a thousand times better! Even though this isn’t the “official” poster for the flick, I sure as hell wouldn’t mind having it on my bedroom wall (if I wasn’t married, of course).

I do hope you guys checked out the trailer for SORORITY ROW which is currently up in our videos section. It really looks like a lot of hot-girls-in-trouble fun! Said hot girls (below) are Briana Evigan, Rumer Willis, Audrina Patridge, Julian Morris, Leah Pipes, Margo Harshman and Jamie Chung. The flick opens October 2, 2009.


All the soon-to-be-stalked girls, all in a row.

Source: Bloody-D

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