You know what really bugs me? Movies with titles that make it impossible to tell what the plot is about. Jeez, it really chaps my ass. Take the flick I came across today. Good luck deciphering what this one’s about. It’s called FAST ZOMBIES WITH GUNS. Okay, enough with the ruse. Clearly I’m totally f*cking kidding about this flick. Its plot couldn’t be more blatant… and neither could the fun!
Obviously, FAST ZOMBIES knows exactly what it is and makes no bones about keeping that a secret. I recommend heading over to its Official Site where you can check out its rip-roaring trailer as well as tons of other stuff! The full reason for why these zombies are so damn fast and have guns can be found out from its official synopsis:
Collateral damage… sometimes it’s unavoidable. Paul Varlo’s attempt to kill the man who is going to rat him out by poisoning his water supply leads to an outbreak of zombie carnage! To make matters worse, these zombies are different, they’re faster, meaner and they’re armed!
With the town being over run by fast zombies with guns, one group of people are attempting to make their escape to Chicago to survive.
Meanwhile, Jake and his girlfriend Laura are on their way to Spring Grove to bring Varlo a priceless heirloom and collect their 2 million dollars. They make it to Spring Grove and discover an empty town, its streets paved in blood.
Will the group survive the terror that has befallen them? Will Jake and Laura get their $2 million? Will the zombies run out of bullets?
The answers can be found in… FAST ZOMBIES WITH GUNS.
This is the kind of cheese you just grill up and chow down on! And the good news is, you can already purchase the DVD on the website right now!
FAST ZOMBIES was written and directed by Bennie Woodell. It stars Leena Kurishingal, Tony Swansey, William Cummings, Dennis Doornbos, Elizabeth Tannehill, Nicole Frier, James Hauser, Ken Svitak, Kayla Malec, Chad Meyer, Sofiya Mina Smirnova, Curt Mummer, and Charles Ramsey. Good day!
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