Killa Bloodsucka J.!

JoBloJoBlo
Last Updated on July 26, 2021

I just came across another wacked-out horror/comedy that was just too insane to pass up. Upon reading the flick’s title, I’m sure you’ll understand why: BLOODSUCKA JONES! And yes, that is indeed its official teaser poster up top. Don’t worry, it gets even more ridiculous (in a good way, I think). Kindly sink ya’ll teeth into the plot:

This is the story of Dave King. He was just dumped by his girlfriend but it is okay because he meets the girl of his dreams who turns out to be a vampire. Her vampire friends and family want Dave dead but she loves him. So Dave enlists the help of Tony a bumbling wannabe vampire hunter and his favorite comic book hero Bloodsucka Jones to save the day. Wacky superbitchin’ Hi Jinks ensue.

How can this flick not be a fun time?! It sounds like what stupid TWILIGHT should have been. I bet there’s a bit of THE LOST BOYS in there too. Which means I’m definitely looking forward to learning more about this bad-ass mo-fo! You can do the same by checking out BLOODSUCKA’s MySpace page here. The flick is currently shooting in Orange County, CA.

Source: Official site

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