TF2 poster!

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 18 years ago

Last Updated on July 26, 2021

Man, Paramount sure loves those moody character-face posters. First it was STAR TREK, then it was BENJAMIN BUTTON, and now we’ve got this angry dude from TRANSFORMERS 2: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN staring at us, all intimidating like. I guess this is “Fallen”, the villain of the film. Why he wants revenge, I don’t know, my knowledge of Transformers lore isn’t all that.

Also notice the sexy Optimus Prime photo below. Either he’s standing in a cloud of weed-smoke, or he’s just so damn hot that mist follows him wherever he goes. The way this guy talks, I’m going with weed-smoke…

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Eric Walkuski

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