BITE ME! No, I’m not trying to sound insulting. I’m actually telling you the name of the latest horror/comedy that I’m just loving! It’s got vampires, it’s got laughs, and best of all… it takes place in the 80’s! Sink your fangs into the plot and tell me if it’s totally awesome:
It’s 1988, and Alexander Caleb — “A.C.” — is a hot shot sales rep on the fast track to being number one in his company. He’s got everything going for him. He’s suave, cool, admired by all in the office, and everyone’s completely unaware that he’s really a geek who plays Dungeons-n-Dragons on the weekends and Nintendo after work. All is looking good until his boss forces him to bring his geeky best friend Nick to the big weekend corporate retreat with all his coworkers. Nick agrees to be normal for the weekend, but shortly thereafter, he disappears. He finally shows up before dawn, but to A.C.’s chagrin he’s been turned into a vampire! With A.C.’s reputation at stake, he now has to cover up Nick’s transformation — but with coworkers showing up dead or becoming vampires themselves, the task becomes progressively difficult. Will A.C. save his cooler-than-cool 80’s persona? Will he even get out alive? Will he win the heart of Veronica the sexy sales rep who’s number one?
This just sounds too fantastic to be true. Remember just regular Nintendo? Damn, how the times have changed. I highly recommend you check out BITE ME’s brand new website by clicking right here. You’ll find some funny trailers, cast info, filmmaker bios, and more!
The flick was directed by Kris Smith and co-written by Tom Ensor and Jeff Muha. The fun-loving cast consists of Eric Pierce, Jonathan Klaft, Sarah Allport (below), Jay Towers, Lily Clairwell, Kris Wood, D.H. Smith, and Daryl Treger. There’s no word yet on an official release, but I’ll be keeping my 80’s-loving eyes open!
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