Cruise’s Monster

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 18 years ago

Last Updated on July 27, 2021

Variety is reporting that everyone’s favorite latently homosexual space invader Tom Cruise and his company United Artists have bought the rights to THE MONSTER OF FLORENCE, a serial-killer thriller based on a novel of the same name by Douglas Preston (THE RELIC).

The screenplay will be written by Christopher McQuarrie (THE USUAL SUSPECTS) and might star Cruise, who at this point is only attached to produce. No director has been chosen yet.

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