New Seed trailer

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 18 years ago

Last Updated on July 27, 2021

IGN either lost a bet with Uwe Boll or they’re just looking for someone to laugh at them, because at the moment they’re hosting the trailer for SEED. I’m not going to go off on this movie yet again; all you need to know is that it’s an ugly piece of shit that isn’t worth your time. (You can, however, spare some to read this article, ya?)

But the trailer makes it look gritty and, more importantly, like a step forward for its much-and-rightfully maligned director. SEED is a step forward in that it proves Boll really CAN shoot an effective scene that takes place almost completely in the dark (ALONE IN THE DARK, I thought, had proven he couldn’t even get that right). Note to Uwe: Film your next movie in a cave.

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