Isn’t it amazing how well boobs and blood go hand in hand? Take for example, the flick BLOOD CAR and its new poster above. Yesterday, I had heard of this flick. Today, I HAVE TO see it! Is it all because of the simple one-sheet up top with the blood-spattered automobile and the topless woman joyously waving her bra in the air? Maybe. Could it possibly be because of the rave 4-star review The Pub gave the flick here? Maybe, also. But I think that what sold me most on BLOOD CAR is the quote from Ain’t It Cool News across the top: ”The retarded good-time movie of the year!”
Steer your eyes over the plot: In the near future, gas is an astronomical $40.00 a gallon, and Archie Andrews (Mike Brune) has definitely had enough. Archie, a nerdy schoolteacher, is determined to find an alternative energy source for his car. While experimenting, Archie cuts himself, and discovers that all his car needs is blood. Human blood.
The only one in town who can afford to drive, Archie attracts the attention of sex-crazed Denise (Katie Rowlett). As Archie fulfills Denise’s need for transportation, she satisfies his ever-expanding libido. In order for Archie to continue to attract Denise with his car, he must continue to find a never-ending supply of blood. And unbeknownst to Archie, he is observed by government agents anxious to learn the secret of how his special engine works, agents who will make Archie face the ultimate decision.
This sounds awesome! I can’t wait to catch this wacked-out, bad-ass ride!
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