Funbags! Knockers! Bazookas! Bongos! Melons! Jugs! Ta Tas! Milk Wagons! What do they have in common? You’re sure to see PLENTY of ’em in the upcoming CLOVERFIELD parody, CLEAVAGEFIELD! Mr. Ammon first kindly informed us of this flick here. And now up above, we have the first teaser image! Nice! That pic tells me that CLEAVAGEFIELD may not just be a boob-fest, but also funny. Bounce your eyes down to the plot:
A bunch of hot chicks are having a slumber party for their friend Tiffany, who’s off to Sweden to make a high end Triple X movie. The festivities are in high gear; but then a giant monster inexplicably invades Los Angeles. One girl videos everything as the babes make a run for it through the city. But there are more things to beware of beside the monster. According to some naked hotties seen in an alley way, the monster is covered with moth-mites that drop off its slimy body then attack unwary female victims, chewing off their clothes. It’s a harrowing night for all involved.
I don’t see how any normal guy would not want to watch this movie. It’s coming to us from director Jim Wynorski, who made the fun 80’s scream cheese CHOPPING MALL as well as THE WITCHES OF BREASTWICK and BUSTY COPS. Those last two sound like perfect prerequisites for CLEAVAGEFIELD!
The flick will star the chesty talents of Desiree Carey, Dallas Lowe and Tylene Buck (below). As soon as a DVD release date is exposed, we’ll be sure to let you know.
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