Twilight poster!

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 18 years ago

Last Updated on July 27, 2021

It must be TWILIGHT month, because the updates keep on a-comin’ for the teeny-bopper vampire flick. I must say that looking at the poster makes me even MORE uninterested in the film, hard as that is to believe.

The first badly tossed together one-sheet has been brought to us by MTV (don’t be surprised if that satanic corporation is instrumental in marketing this thing). Apparently it was designed by an 18-year-old photographer, though that does not explain why it’s so uninspired… Nevertheless, to read the comment section on the MTV page is to fully gauge how big this series of books is. The ‘tweener audience is out there, fright fans, and they’re f*ckin’ psyched about this movie…

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Eric Walkuski

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Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

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