Tformers 2 a go!

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 19 years ago

Last Updated on July 27, 2021

Look, the only reason I’d be stoked about a TRANSFORMERS 2 is that I want the gang involved to get it right this time. No more urine jokes (there were at least 2 in the 1st one I believe), no more screeching comedians, no more slam-your-head-against-the-wall baffoonery picked out of a sitcom writer’s trashbin – let’s make this thing exciting and intense! And no, 30 minutes of jumbled, 500 cuts-per-minute idiocy doesn’t count…

That said, when Variety announced today that Paramount and Dreamworks were officially moving forward with TRANSFORMERS 2 – with a June 26, 2009 release date eyed – they mention that Michael Bay is still likely in the drivers seat, news that kicks my heart in the groin.

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Eric Walkuski

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Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

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