While this may be a let down for releases in the theater (since there aren’t any this week), it doesn’t mean that the DVD releases are holding anything back! Not only do we get to bring home the 300 madness, but the buddy-cop movie HOT FUZZ is rockin’ the casbah as well! Throw in some Craig T. Nelson with CREATURE, Lucas Haas in THE CRADLE, and some sick f*ck clowns in DEAD CLOWNS, and you have yourself one killer time! Get ready for next week though… as SKINWALKERS will finally be unleashed!
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Rated: R
Directed by Zack Snyder
Starring: Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, David Wenham
Run Time: 117 Min.
The epic graphic novel by Frank Miller (Sin City) assaults the screen with the blood, thunder and awe of its ferocious visual style faithfully recreated in an intense blend of live-action and CGI animation. Retelling the ancient Battle of Thermopylae, it depicts the titanic clash in which King Leonidas (Gerard Butler) and 300 Spartans fought to the death against Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro) and his massive Persian army. Experience history at swordpoint. And moviemaking with a cutting edge.
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HOT FUZZ
Rated: UnRated
Starring Nick Frost, Simon Pegg
Directed by Edgar Wright
Run Time: 121 minutes
Nicholas Angel is the finest cop London has to offer, with an arrest record 400% higher than any other officer on the force. He’s so good, he makes everyone else look bad. As a result, Angel’s superiors send him to a place where his talents won’t be quite so embarrassing — the sleepy and seemingly crime-free village of Sandford. Once there, he is partnered with the well-meaning but overeager police officer Danny Butterman. The son of amiable Police Chief Frank Butterman, Danny is a huge action movie fan and believes his new big-city partner might just be a real-life “bad boy,” and his chance to experience the life of gunfights and car chases he so longs for. Angel is quick to dismiss this as childish fantasy and Danny’s puppy-like enthusiasm only adds to Angel’s growing frustration. However, as a series of grisly accidents rocks the village, Angel is convinced that Sandford is not what it seems and as the intrigue deepens, Danny’s dreams of explosive, high-octane, car-chasing, gunfighting, all-out action seem more and more like a reality. It’s time for these small-town cops to break out some big-city justice.
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CREATURE
Rated: UnRated
Directed by Stuart Gillard
Starring Craig T. Nelson, Kim Cattrall, Colm Feore
Run Time: 240 Minutes
An unused military base is the setting for CREATURE, which comes from the pen of author Peter Benchley (JAWS). A terrifying animal resembling a shark is terrorizing locals who live near the base. An investigation leads a marine biologist to believe that the military have invented the creature, and he faces a tough task in stopping the rampant beast.
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THE CRADLE
Rated: UnRated
Starring Luke Haas
Run Time: 92 Minutes
When Frank (Lukas Haas) and Julie move to a small isolated town with their infant son Sam, both Julie and Sam become ill. Driven by terrifying nightmares of torture that come true, Frank begs a local midwife Helen to care for Sam as he desperately searches for a way to stop this curse on his family. When he discovers they are being tortured by the vengeful spirit of a child that was buried alive years earlier, Frank is pushed to the brink of madness as he tries to stop the ghost and save his dying family.
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DEAD CLOWNS
Rated: R
Starring Lucien Eisenach, Kimberly Lynn Cole, Debbie Rochon
Directed by Steve Sessions
Run Time: 95 Minutes
As a hurricane approaches the small coastal town of Port Emmett, an innocent group of residents are visited by an unspeakable horror. Fifty years ago a bridge collapsed in the small town, plunging a circus train into the dark water below. The clown car was never recovered. Tonight the zombie clowns emerge from the bay to exact revenge on the descendants of those who left them buried under the silt and mud for half a century.
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