I Know blog goes live

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Last Updated on July 27, 2021

Click it HERE to visit Sony’s I KNOW WHO KILLED ME site, where they’re nice enough to give the movie’s deranged killer a forum to share his thoughts and gravel-voiced portents of horror in blog form! The site is hosting 5 separate video entries purportedly from the movie’s sicko villain, where he reads from the book of Jigsaw and gives us knowledge as to the true nature of his evil ways.

He gets pretty deep with his musings, like “As she searches for the questions, she taunts me with answers.” I’m pretty sure I wrote that lyric in an acoustic guitar-accompanied song when I was in junior high, but I don’t mind it being cribbed by a psychopath with yearnings toward Lindsay Lohan. I mean, who better, right?

Let it be known that there might be an age restriction, so if you’re under 18 don’t think you can just lie about your age. Sony has ways of knowing you lie, friend. They have ways…

Now I know who killed my boxer shorts…

Source: Official Site

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