Closet Space kill!

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 19 years ago

Last Updated on July 27, 2021

Most of us have indescribably sick, bizarre things in our closets, most of which could get us arrested for crimes against humanity. Right..? RIGHT?! Cool..

But even I don’t have a porthole to another dimension where tentacled, Lovecraftian horrors lurk in wait for human blood. But the movie CLOSET SPACE does and Dread Central has a “Kill clip” for it. Granted, there isn’t a closet to be found in the scene, but you won’t mind after seeing whatever the hell it is that happens to the poor lass featured. All I know is it features a truly gnarly spray of blood, so the movie’s got me sold already.

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Eric Walkuski

Film Critic

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Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

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