Craig, Moore blinded

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Last Updated on July 27, 2021

“An epidemic of blindness sweeps through an unnamed contemporary city and pushes society to the brink of breakdown.” Thought I’d let the concept speak for itself before I began. That’s the eerie idea behind Focus Features and Fernando Meirelles’ (THE CONSTANT GARDENER, CITY OF GOD) new film BLINDNESS, which Daniel Craig and Julianne Moore are both negotiating to star in. Sounds like a pretty horrifying nightmare, that only the seeing-eye dog industry would benefit from (unless of course the dogs are blind too, which would just about f*ck everyone).

No word on whether it’s the entire populous’ chronic-masturbation habit that causes the unfortunate affliction, just like mom said it would.

Meanwhile we’re still waiting on Craig’s sci-fi pic INVASION, which has been delayed countless times – and has gone through a couple titles – most likely due to immense suckage.

Source: The Hollywood Reporter

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