THE HITCHER – May 1st
Like many of you, I missed this pointless remake while it was in theaters, so color me excited to check it out on DVD. Couple weird notes on this release must be mentioned, however: 1) No Un-Rated version coming anytime soon. That’s weird. In a day and age where everything has an unrated DVD, a horror movie that keeps it R is just bizarre. And finally, 2) There’s WAY too much empty space on this cover! That said, expect a quote from Pete Hammond to appear saying ‘THE HITCHER is the best movie ever made!’ at any moment. P.S.- Sophia Bush is hot.
The Goods:
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GAMBEBOX 1.0 – April 10th
Previously title STAY ALIVE 2: The Next Level, this video game horror show is looking to show you that it has, in fact, nothing to do with STAY ALIVE. They should’ve probably started with a different look for the flicks’ cover, but that’s besides the point…
The Goods:
Deleted/Extended Scenes with Optional Commentary
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GOREGOYLES 2 BACK TO THE FLESH – April 3rd
Described as a cheapie version of GRINDHOUSE (so really, what a real Grindhouse feature would be back in the day), this badboy contains 2 feature films that promise lots of gore, cannibalism, decapitations, gut-munching and a little
tits&ass! Yeah, I’m so there! 2 movies, one low price, gore and T&A- what’s not to love? Oh, and did I mention that it’s 100% Canadian? Cause it is… so show it some love.
The Goods:
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CHILDREN OF MEN – March 27th
Some have said THIS MOVIE was the best to come out in 2006, and while I haven’t had the pleasure, it sure does look cool as f*ck- so I believe em. Plus, Clive Owen’s a pimp, and Julianne Moore is one hot momma. Only downside? This cover. It’s weaksauce- weaksauce I say! Give us something to chew on, not something that’ll just blend in with the rest of the crowd!
The Goods:
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THE LAST SUPPER –April 24th – Because it’s all about eating the one you love- perfect V-Day movie released 2 months too late? I think so….
RAPID FEAR –May 29th – Because THE RIVER WILD was for pussies- this is the real deal when it comes to the river-rafting-psychopath movies.
THE OUTER LIMITS: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON –April 30th –
Because the new show kicked more ass than it was ever given credit for, and now you can see what I mean. Also, Alyssa Milano cameos in one episode…!
That’s all for this week! Stay tuned every week for your latest DVD news, and as always, feel free to shoot me an email (ammongilbert@joblo.com
) for any & all DVD news, scoops, and easter eggs!
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