Dear Santa,
…Arrow here with my annual X-Mas List, you know the
one that you’ve been blatantly ignoring year after year since I was a wee twerp? Yeah
that one! On this round, I figured I’d get creative and supply you with stills
and URLS to the trinkets that I want to see lodged under my tree (i.e. my
house plant dressed up with my balls) when I wake up on X-Mas morning. No excuses in not getting me what I want this year Pops; its
all spelled out for ya below. Thanks in advance SC! Your friend! – The Arrow
PS: Say hello to Mother Claus from me, hope she finally
overcame that bad case of herpes you gave her last year.
I WANT FIGURINES & TOYS F*CKO!
Alien Queen Chest Burster
The Punisher : 1/4 Scale Action Figure –
Leatherface Mask
Freddy Krueger 1/4 Scale Figure – Scarface
Talking 12 inch Tony Montana
X Files-Dana Scully Autopsy Action Figure –
Friday the 13th Jason 19″ Action Figure
James Bond Casino Royale Aston Martin DB5 &
DBS with Figures
Rambo First Blood Part II Trading Cards Box
Robocop Revolver Prop Replica
Rocky III Exclusive Action Figure 3-Pack
Paulie, Apollo & Rocky
I WANT VIDEO GAMES MOFO!
XBOX 360
GET ME THESE DVDS OR
I’LL KILL YOU!
AND PLEASE GET ME THESE TWO ITEMS BELOW IN
ONE PACK!
Deliscious Encounter Edible Lubricant
Arielle Kebbell – comes with white
undergarments
THANKS SANTA! NOW
GET TO WORK YA BUM!
