There are most likely two groups of you out there- those who are looking forward to THE WICKER MAN remake, and those who are dreading it. And then there are probably those who don’t give a f*ck either way, like me. So I guess there’s three groups out there. Either way, you most likely fall into one of them. So this news will either make you happy, piss you off, or remind you you haven’t stroked it today.
Bloody-Disgusting talked with WICKER co-star Christa Campbell, the drop dead hottie that you see here and below. She stars alongside Nicolas Cage and Ellen Burstyn in the remake, and she slipped a bit into what the new WICKER will be like. They claim that this is a huge spoiler, but I just see it as news. Just throwing that out there. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
The remake is different in some ways – the island is all women, scary women! This will be a huge release, apparently it’s very scary! And Nic is always amazing, the rest is hush- hush.
So what they’re saying is that instead of an island full of erotic naked chicks, there’s an island of scary naked chicks? Or worse yet- just plain scary chicks, nothing naked about it? As long as Campbell here gets naked, I suppose it doesn’t really matter.
Not that this line about lack of nudity should be of any surprise- can you really see them releasing a movie like that in today’s theaters? Everything’s so pussy-whooped so they can make a quick buck, that they cut all the good stuff out. Ah well. At least we have a story today that gives us a reason to post a few hot pics like these, right?
To check out the whole interview, go ahead and click HERE.
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