Eyes on Valentines

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Last Updated on July 28, 2021



If you’re like me, then March 10th can’t get here fast enough. Why? Let’s see, it’s not an official holiday… it’s not my birthday… it’s not any anniversary that I know of… oh yeah, that’s right… it’s when Alexandre Aja’s remake of Wes Craven’s THE HILLS HAVE EYES splatters into theaters!


As tomorrow’s the mother of all Hallmark holiday’s- a holiday that can kiss my ass and lick it clean- Fox Searchlight Pictures is letting you send that special someone a Valentine- with a little message from the good folks from HILLS. Let’s just say it gives new meaning to the phrase ‘eat your heart out’!


If nothing else, i.e., you’re a loser with no one to send this Valentine to, you can at least check out the little clip that accompanies the card- very frickin’ bloody, and very frickin’ cool! Hell- send it to your Mom if no one else! Go ahead and click HERE to check out the Valentine, and prepare to be awed!


Can this movie be any more brutal? Juding from this clip, and the one we saw last week, I’m thinking this one’s gonna be a savage blood bath for the record books! Basically, it looks like a horror fans wet dream. Be sure to mark your calendar March 10th, when HILLS eats up theaters everywhere.

Source: Fox Searchlight

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