There are a few things that I hold to be true: Miller High Life is the Champagne of Beers (says so right on the bottle), it doesn’t rain nearly as much as people think in Seattle, and Jessica Alba is hot as f*ck.
So when she starts blabbing to MTV about her next movie, co-starring Hayden ‘I really am your father’ Christensen, you know my ass is listening. The flick’s called AWAKE, and it tells the story of what happens when this dude wakes up in the middle of surgery- and that’s just when things go bad. Feaky bad.
So what can we expect from Alba and Vader in the flick? Hot steamy monkey love sex scenes? Gratuitus tit shots? Alba explains:
“The first half of the movie is before he goes under, and then the second half of the movie is him going under. You get to flashback to the way we met and when we first fell in love. It’s not about me putting on a bathing suit or being an action hero or dancing with the lasso or dancing like I did in ‘Honey’ or kicking ass like I did in ‘Dark Angel.’ There’s nothing physical that I have to do, which is really nice.”
Yeah, nice for her, shitty for us. Oh well, it’s not like we haven’t seen her in a bikini before, so maybe this change of pace will staying power, so she’s not just another flavor of the month, if you know what I mean.
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