Although I’ve lived in Canada my
whole pathetic life, I am a fervent admirer of the United States. I was raised
on American movies, American music and American culture while my role models were and
still are
all Americans (SLY!!!!) Having visited the Country extensively, I can safely say
that I LOVE THE USA! So, I’d like to wish all of my US
readers a Happy Fourth of July! Here are a few random thanks:
Thank you USA for:
Your slew of talented horror filmmakers
Sylvester “greatest man ever” Stallone
Your beautiful landscapes
The best damn Fast Food in the world
(In and Out Burger is my life)
Fangoria Magazine
Mandy Moore Fallon
PlayBoy Magazine
Tara Reid and her nipples
Hustler Magazine
Being the land of opportunities
San Diego (one of the most beautiful cities in the world)
Your gorgeous blonde women (me love blondes)
James Dean
Mickey Rourke
The zany circus that is Hollywood
Shape Up USA:
Enough with the Reality TV, the cutting of R Rated films to
PG 13, the Botox and the silicone tits!
With that said…
HAPPY FOURTH OF
JULY!
DRINK UP MOFOS,
DRINK UP!!!
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