Here come the Oscars again. Another year of pomp and circumstance for Hollywood’s elite. Another year of watching the losers
pretend like they don’t hate the winners. Sure we all watch. Sure the mere presence of Chris Rock ups my anticipation, but we all know what we’re getting already. So what do you do?
How’s about participating in the 4TH ANNUAL JOBLO.COM MOVIE AWARDS! That’s right, the Golden Schmoe is the award that you the reader get to vote on with categories that you picked! Categories like Most Overrated and Underrated Film of the Year. Click here to check out all the nominees and vote, vote, VOTE! You’ve got until tomorrow to get in your two cents.
Here’s what Guillermo del Toro (HELLBOY) had to say about his nomination: “Hellboy for the Golden Schmoes!!! 5 NOMS!!! Yipee!!! I have an erection — finally!”
And Edgar Wright (SHAUN OF THE DEAD): “To you and the whole JoBlo massive. These nominations are awesome news. Even if we got an Oscar nomination for best use of Queen in a zombie / poolcue interface, it couldn’t beat the sheer elation of these 5 nods.
And James Wan (SAW): “This is really, really awesome. I was aware of JoBlo’s Movie Awards, but I didn’t think that SAW would be nominated for any of those categories. I’m really honoured to know that the film-fans have put SAW up for these nominations. Thanks a bunch guys! “
So as you can see, only the coolest of the cool, and the tightest of the tight, get their chance to shine as a Golden Schmoe!
Speaking of tight, I’ve gone ahead and posted some pics of the lovely ladies from our Best T&A of the Year category below…’cause dammit you deserve it! After all, you picked ’em.
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