Mort Might Live

By Matt Withers

Posted 22 years ago

Last Updated on July 28, 2021

Mort Might Live

Moviehole.net reports today that the Marvel comic adaptation MORT, THE DEAD TEENAGER may be off life-support and ready to rise from the dead. The story follows poor Mort who gets run over by a reindeer, sorry, train – and is then informed he has to go back and haunt those he knew while alive.

Pop tart Jessica Simpson of stinky ass and now Daisy Dukes fame was originally attached to the project, though that may not be the case anymore since she is no longer signed in any official capacity. Also no word on if Quentin Tarantino is still going to take an Executive Producer role, which would up my interest in the flick by like…I don’t know…around 1000%.

Casting begins next month, so we’ll share more on the progress of this pungent little tale as it wafts in.

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Matt Withers

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