Sometimes, I like to be pandered to. I mean, we all do right? And generally it’s worth it to pay for the privilege. That’s why we love bartenders and strippers so much. Now we can add Grindhouse Junkies to that esteemed list. They’ve just made their first feature, SATAN’S SCHOOLGIRLS, available online. Now is there any chance in hell that this is actually a solid genre offering. Honestly, read this description and tell me if you give a shit:
A new priest arrives at a rural girls’ school and finds it populated by a nun with a taste for severe discipline and a group of young nubiles with lustful tendencies; hell of various kinds proceeds to break loose.
Man I don’t even care if the flick’s any good. The description alone is enough for these bastards to get my money. Now you may be looking at these pictures and thinking, “Dude, these aren’t A, even B-grade chicas.” On that point amigos, I would have to respectfully disagree. These satanic schoolgirls can paddle me any time. Call me a fan of Le Gonzo Cinema, and give me real ladies every day of the week. You can soak in the official site here.
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