Astro Zombies teaser

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Last Updated on July 26, 2021

Jeez. The no-budget schlock train continues full steam ahead, as we now have a look at a pretty amusing trailer for Ted V. Mikels’ ASTRO ZOMBIES M3: CLONED. Thing is, Mikels ain’t no spring chicken, dude’s been in the cinematic zombie biz for over 4 decades!

That’s right folks, Ted V. Mikels has a filmography dating back to 1963, writing/directing/producing such tasteless genre fare as DR. SEX, THE CORPSE GRINDERS, BLOOD ORGY OF THE SHE DEVILS, and of course the original ASTRO-ZOMBIES back in ‘68.

So at 80 years of age, Mikels is still churning out cinematic sleaze, and for that we’re proud to share with you the teaser trailer for his latest effort (which you can peruse below). We also have a few posters for the film, the most official looking one above, the mort concept art-like ones underneath.

We’re skipping plot-crunches on this bad boy for now, just fix your peepers on the madness in the trailer!

ASTRO ZOMBIES M3: CLONED looks to hit DVD in January of next year.

Source: AITH

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