Aaron the H

Favorite Movies

BraveHeart, Collateral, Dumb and Dumber, Punch Drunk Love, Unbreakable, Taxi Driver, Requiem For A Dream, Tommy Boy, Leon, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Karate Kid, Rashomon, The Matador, Goodfellas, Sideways, Shaun of the Dead, Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Truman Show, Aliens, The Cove, Major League

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Backpacking, writing, asian broads, Rolling Rock, sarcasm, Chris Farley, Buffalo Bills, sitting down, "100% pure adrenaline", and philanthropy

Aaron the H

16 Articles Published

Dear So-and-So: Kevin Smith

Posted 14 years ago

Dear Kevin Smith, In light of your shenanigans at last weekend’s Sundance event (aka The Decision 2.0), I felt it necessary to write you in the hopes of understanding how it came to this. My aim is to retrace your career, remind you of...

The unOfficial Hater’s Guide to Christmas Flicks

Posted 14 years ago

Greetings schmoes! Your ol’ pal Aaron the H here, coming at you this holiday season with a heavy dose of yule-tide jeer. You see, the ‘H’ in my alias stands for Horwitz (amongst other things) and therein lies the rub;...

Dear So-and-So: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

Posted 15 years ago

Dear Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Can I call you “Rock”? I’m gonna call you Rock. It just sounds so much more badass than Dwayne. And given some of your career choices as of late, you seem to be in...

Exclusive: Voltron is getting ready to form! A first look at art from the new film!

Posted 15 years ago

UPDATE: We’ve gotten our hands on yet another piece of concept art for the VOLTRON pitch. Check out the cool new image of the Blue Lion below, which gives us a sense of the robot’s massive scale. We’ve also found...

The UNpopular Opinion: Avatar

Posted 15 years ago

Written by: Aaron the H THE UNPOPULAR OPINION is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATHED....

The UNpopular Opinion: Unbreakable

Posted 15 years ago

The UNpopular Opinion: Inglourious Basterds

Posted 15 years ago

The UNpopular Opinion: Scarface

Posted 15 years ago

Blu-Ray Review: Edge of Darkness

Posted 15 years ago

Aaron the H reviews “Edge of Darkness”

Review: The Cove

Posted 16 years ago

PLOT: A tiny, unassuming cove in a small Japanese fishing village has been the sight of an unfathomable injustice for years. Over 23,000 dolphins are brutally rounded up and slaughtered every year, while the government looks the other way. Now,...