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DVD Buzz-Saw #215

CRAVINGS – August 4th Another vampire flick hitting straight to DVD with, what appears to be, a totally CGI generated face, mouth, and blood. Is it necessary this whole thing is fake? Couldn’t part of it be someone’s real face?...
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District 9 rated R!

Color me surprised! While the recently announced R rating for THE FINAL DESTINATION was a given (check that out HERE), the MPAA dropped another R rated bomb this week on DISTRICT 9, the upcoming alien invasion movie from producer Peter...
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Wyle gets invaded

Alien invasion movies are a dime a dozen these days. We just had
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H2 theatrical trailer

Just when you thought you saw the final trailer for Rob Zombie’s HALLOWEEN II (check that shit HERE), there’s a brand-new theatrical trailer for H2 online! So what’s the difference? Well, the new trailer (which you can see below) is...
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Latest New Moon art

Those f*cks over at Entertainment Weely’s The Hollywood Insider are a bunch of lucky mofos. They get to premiere the exclusive first look of the new movie tie-in book cover for Stephanie Meyer’s NEW MOON. The cover likely being very...
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Antichrist’s limited date

It looks like Lars von Trier’s ANTICHRIST will be seeing the light of day afterall, thanks to all that bad press and controversy it spawned at the Cannes Film Festival a few months back. According to Variety, IFC will be...
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Efron does thriller

I’ve been making jokes and setting up ridiculous scenarios for myself when thinking about the worse thing a horror flick could do right now is feature Zac Efron as the lead. And now my joke is turning into a nightmare,...
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M. Night’s site opens

You can go ahead and file this under “why should I give a flying f*ck” as this move seems a titch late, but as they say–better late than never. Or not. It looks like director M. Night Shyamalan has finally...
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Pandorum gets pushed

There are two flicks hitting theaters in September that have me fairly pumped up to go check out. One is the Dennis Quaid mind-f*ck in space flick PANDORUM, the other is the Megan Fox flick JENNIFER’S BODY. And unfortunately for...
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Mutants picked up

Comedic spins might just be all the rage these days, as we just heard about the FRANKENSTEIN romantic comedy FRANK (over HERE), and now we have another horrorific comedy coming our way… without the romantic twist. According to Variety, Universal...
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