Ben Barna

800 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: Se7en, Fargo, Unbreakable, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Forrest Gump, Batman, Terminator read more 2, Requiem for a Dream, Kickboxer, Vertigo, The Departed, Demolition Man, The Matrix, The Maltese Falcon, Saving Private Ryan, There's Something About Mary, Groundhog Day, La Dolce Vita

Likes: Spying on crushes online, melted cheese, gravy, removing plaque, smelling wet read more skin, giving tickles, the cosmos, trying to be a hipster, the ending of Lost Season 3, costanza, blizzarts monday, tokyo wednesday, green room saturday, chess in the park, pre-drinking, wall blasting, thongs, the scene, secret shows, buffets and just generally vibing

Obey the Master!

Posted 18 years ago

After watching the following YouTube clip, I couldn’t stop breathing or blinking. It’s a promotional clip for HAROLD & KUMAR ESCAPE FROM GUANTANEMO BAY, and—no surprise here—it’s centered around the NPH. If you don’t know who I’m referring to, you...

X-Files trailer

Posted 18 years ago

X-FILES was that show that me and my friends would discuss in elementary school, every Monday, rating the episodes. Then the first film came out and being as I can’t remember anything about it, it’s safe to say it was...

Dangerous poster

Posted 18 years ago

Really? You’re still using Nicholas Cage’s face to sell your movies? Alright studio, whatever you say. BANGKOK DANGEROUS stars Cage as a hitman on assignment in Bangkok. This is all we wish to divulge. The film is directed by the...

Tom Cruise spoof

Posted 18 years ago

If any of you out there are planning to boycott the Weinstein Co.’s upcoming spoof SUPERHERO movie because of the way the brothers are treating FANBOYS, or if you’re not planning on seeing it because it’s most likely going to...

Meet Guru Pitka!

Posted 18 years ago

A good YouTube video is one you feel compelled to share with your friends. Unfortunately, the one I just watched promoting THE LOVE GURU isn’t one of those videos. It features Mike Myers (or at least I think it’s him)...

Ferrell looks Lost

Posted 18 years ago

It’s a relief to see Will Ferrell in a non-sports spoof role, especially after just about review I read on SEMI-PRO called the formula tired and used. Had it come before any other Ferrell sports comedies, it might have been...

Deception poster

Posted 18 years ago

In the winner for most generic movie poster of the year goes to… I mean, really. A poster like this can only mean one thing: formulaic! I know you’re not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but that...

Joker costume

Posted 18 years ago

I can’t help but think the following pictures of Joker merchandise from THE DARK KNIGHT is ruining the mystique and darkness of the character that was so painstakingly crafted by the film’s viral marketing campaign. To see his menacing visage...

Three Go Crazy

Posted 18 years ago

Tim Allen is directing a film, because acting isn’t enough, and he just landed some serious female talent in the from of Jeanne Tripplehorn and Sigourney Weaver, not mention a character actor at the top of his game in the...

Meet Dave trailer

Posted 18 years ago

Lately Eddie Murphy comedies have become a source of ridicule, amongst scholars and philistines alike. The fact that NORBIT was nominated for an Oscar became one of the most played-out punchlines of the 2008 awards season. Based on the trailer...

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