Favorite Movies: Se7en, Fargo, Unbreakable, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Forrest Gump, Batman, Terminator read more 2, Requiem for a Dream, Kickboxer, Vertigo, The Departed, Demolition Man, The Matrix, The Maltese Falcon, Saving Private Ryan, There's Something About Mary, Groundhog Day, La Dolce Vita

Likes: Spying on crushes online, melted cheese, gravy, removing plaque, smelling wet read more skin, giving tickles, the cosmos, trying to be a hipster, the ending of Lost Season 3, costanza, blizzarts monday, tokyo wednesday, green room saturday, chess in the park, pre-drinking, wall blasting, thongs, the scene, secret shows, buffets and just generally vibing

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Destruction of NYC

New York’s been destroyed in movies over and over again. Then, at the beginning of this century, it kinda got destroyed for real. Not very cool. At all. But that hasn’t stopped directors from taking a CGI-assisted bite out of...
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Meet PosterboyNYC!

The cool thing to do in New York seems to be to deface subway movie posters. You can’t walk by a poster that doesn’t have a fake mustache on it, or a character with their eyes gouged. It was funny...
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Cooper & Helms hungover

When I saw that Bradley Cooper (WEDDING CRASHERS) and Ed Helms (THE OFFICE) were cast in a comedy called HANGOVER, I was stunned that Warners was shooting my biopic without my knowledge. Then I read what it was about—3 buddies...
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Stars are geeks too!

For years, US Weekly has been trying to convince us that stars, they’re just like us! But seeing Kate Hudson holding a Starbucks cup doesn’t prove anything. But what about a list of the top ten celebrity comic book geeks?...
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Wild Things future

Despite its title, no one has any clue WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE, until now. Amidst many reports of reshoots and re-castings, and studio unhappiness over Spike Jonze’s decidedly dark version of the classic children’s novel, the LA Times recently...
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TDK behind the scenes

I spent all night showing off my DARK KNIGHT ticket, and so far it’s gotten me laid three times. Not bad, right? If It was for IMAX, I probably would have gotten married. Anyway, here is an 8 minute B-roll...
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Old Batman trailers!

I bought my ticket to THE DARK KNIGHT this morning, and when I held it in my hand, I did that thing that sex is supposed to make you do. Gross, I know, but kind of awesome too. While I...
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AV3 poster

I feel like there’s nothing to write here, because the poster speaks for itself. This is one of those situations where you pretty much form your own opinion on first site. However, the official synopsis for the film that I...
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How To Lose Poster

It’s weird seeing Megan Fox on a poster, in that position, because that’s exactly how she looked when I came home last night, except she was wearing lingerie and she was made of pipe-cleaner. Still a good lay though. BELOW...
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Websters defines us!

Back when I was living in Montreal, I used to play a game with my two roommates, usually while drinking 40s. We would bust out the ole’ dictionary, and one of us would read a definition out loud, while the...
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