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Nim’s poster

It appears the makers of NIM’S ISLAND have tapped into my fantasy well, because there it is on the brand new poster: Abigail Breslin bearing a massive blade. Oh, how I’ve longed for this moment, and here it finally is!...
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The Snipes Saga

Wesley Snipes used to be my favourite actor. Consider movies like WHITE MEN CAN’T JUMP, PASSENGER 57, RISING SUN and DEMOLITION MAN. He bled charisma, oozed intensity and possessed the fiercest roundhouse from here to the Jung Ko School of...
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The Zohan poster

One of my friends tried murdering Zohan’s grandmother, another one stiffed him on a 40 sac. They’re both dead. Why? Because YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN. That’s what the poster BELOW is telling us, but how are we supposed...
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New Lost trailer!

The following may be an act of blasphemy, and if you want to crucify me for it, you can’t because you don’t know where I am and I’m stronger than you anyway, but I understand if you’re disgruntled. This is...
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Pride & Glory poster

Edward Norton and Colin Farrell are teaming up in the how-did-I-miss-this cop drama PRIDE AND GLORY, two things I know nothing about. The film was written and directed by Gavin O’Connor, who had Smokin’ Joe Carnahan’s help in the penning...
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Barton comes home

Unlike many people I know, I don’t hold a grudge against Mischa Barton for leaving THE OC prematurely to pursue a film career, thus destroying the once culture-defining teen dramedy. How can I resent her when she’s busy doing things...
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Apatow’s backlash

What else is there is there to say about Judd Apatow? Not only did he dominate the box office this year, but he’s now plastering his brand of idiosyncratic comedy all over the interweb as well. He recently joined Will...
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Untraceable posters

There are two new posters for the Diane Lane FBI thriller UNTRACEABLE and if you scroll down BELOW you can see them. I’m finding then both a little lazy, a little boring, because since when is a single computer with...
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The Killing of Lennon

When a film is titled THE KILLING OF JOHN LENNON, it’s not getting overlooked, at least not by me. I came across the poster BELOW for a film with that exact title, and curious to see if it was a...
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Leatherheads standee

This is the first time I’ve heard the word standee, meaning I’m not the movie marketing powerhouse I thought I was. If you don’t know what a standee is either, all you need is to take one look below and...
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