One of my friends tried murdering Zohan’s grandmother, another one stiffed him on a 40 sac. They’re both dead. Why? Because YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN. That’s what the poster BELOW is telling us, but how are we supposed to believe it when all we see is someone with a dumb haircut holding a blow dryer. What’s he going to do, blow me? Oh shit, that did NOT come out the way I wanted it to. I meant blow me dry, because you know, it’s a blow dryer.
This movie is yet another Apatow production and it was co-written by Judd, Adam Sandler (he of the dumb haircut) and Robert Smigel, the brain behind Triumph the Insult the Comic Dog. Sandler plays a Mossad agent who moves to NYC to pursue his dream of becoming a hair dresser. The last time I moved to New York to pursue a dream I ended making out with Rod Stewart’s hairstylist on the dance floor at some club. I hope come June 6, Zohan is as lucky as I was.
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