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Fool’s Gold trailer

Call me crazy, but the new trailer for FOOL’s GOLD is pretty darn good. You can’t deny the appeal Kate Hudson’s cuteness (body), Matthew McConaughey’s charm (body), and the Police classic ‘Message in a Bottle’, which is put to nice...
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The Great Debaters poster

Apparently Denzel Washington is playing an Asian man in his new movie THE GREAT DEBATERS. Call me crazy, but that’s what it looks like on the poster BELOW. Also, I’ve never quite seen two stars’ names advertised on a poster...
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Worst. Poster. Ever.

I think there is a plethora, a myriad, a gaggle of better/cooler stories that I could be writing about now, but sometimes in this crazy gig you see something so ridiculously awkward that elevates it to pure gold (crap). The...
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Singleton gives Order

John Singleton, director of such classics as BOYZ N’ THE HOOD, and such non-classics as FOUR BROTHERS, is finally going to the sci-fi horror route (it’s about time, man!) with a film called EXECUTIVE ORDER: SIX. The movie follows the...
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Walk Hard R trailer

It’s no secret that the first trailer to WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY was somewhat of a letdown. But so were the first trailers for KNOCKED UP and SUPERBAD. Greenband trailers simply do not do R-rated movies justice. That’s...
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Next Bond villian?

Roger Friedman, a man who works at Fox News, is claiming to know the identity of the actor who will play the villain in the 22nd James Bond movie. If you let me, I would like to reveal this man’s...
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Fool’s Gold poster

I was a little jarred/aroused upon seeing the BELOW poster for the action/adventure/romantic/comedy FOOL’S GOLD. What was it that jarred/aroused me, you ask? Well, it’s not every day that a major film actress (unless her name is Alba) appears on...
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Seth & Beth make porn

According to Variety, director Kevin Smith has found his Zack and Miri to make a porno together, and their names in real life are Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks. The two have been cast as the leads in ZACK &...
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Heigl is Ugly

Well, it’s official: Katherine Heigl is the new Meg Ryan—or Reese Witherspoon—or Kate Hudson. She’s signed on to star in yet another romantic comedy, after last summer’s KNOCKED UP and the upcoming 27 DRESSES. This one is called THE UGLY...
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Levy is father figure

Say what you will about Shawn Levy…no seriously, say what ever you want. I don’t know the guy, nor have I ever seen any of his films. With a filmography that includes CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN, JUST MARRIED, and THE...
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