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Game poster

For those of you who were sad to see Gerard Butler (wisely) abandon the ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK remake, fear not, because it seems like his latest movie GAME has some ESCAPE-like qualities to it. The film’s plot, from Comingsoon.net,...
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Butler escapes NY

A couple of days ago I reported on Brett Ratner detaching himself from the ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK remake, and I specifically remember writing that Gerard Butler is still attached to star. Well folks, that statement is no longer true....
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Cloverfield title & trailer?

It’s been a while since any COLVERFIELD news has graced this fair website, and boy was that a relief, because that shit was getting to be tiresome, right?! Well I’m happy to bring you all some real CLOVERFIELD news, as...
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Spidey 4 writer!

I believe this is the first official bit of SPIDER-MAN 4 news, and it is my honour and privilege to bring it to you. Entertainment Weekly is reporting that James Vanderbilt, the man who wrote ZODIAC (one of the best...
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Kung Fu Panda teaser

I find it odd when an animated film chooses to hawk the movie stars involved with the project over anything else. Does it really matter who’s doing the voices? I actually find that the bigger the names, the more it...
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New Juno poster

By now you’ve all heard that JUNO is this year’s LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE, and anyone who follows these things knows by now that the movie is poised to become this year’s breakout hit. Well now that its release date is...
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Awake trailer

When I first heard about the concept behind the upcoming film AWAKE, I was disturbed. It’s an absolute nightmare. A man is put under anesthetics for heart surgery, but although he’s paralyzed, he can still hear and feel everything. I...
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Ratner escapes NY

Although this article is Brett Ratner-based, I’m not going to waste precious space bashing the guy, a) because it’s tired and lame, and b) because he’s accomplished more than I most-likely ever will, and bangs the kinds of girls that...
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Dobkin flashes us

I’ve been avoiding posting stories on the upcoming JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA, partly because everyone is doing it for me, and partly because I strongly, strongly disagree with its making. Or more specifically, its inclusion of Batman while Warner Bros....
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Molina is a lodger

Modern audiences know Alfred Molina best as Dr. Octopus, the Professor Moriarty to Peter Parker’s Sherlock Holmes, in the much-lauded SPIDER-MAN 2. But to me, and I’m sure to many others, Molina’s most memorable role is Rahad Jackson, the coked-up...
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